Cheers for the freakin’ weekend!
Today is day 3 of the challenge, and it’s all about what makes us uncomfortable.
I tried very hard to think of things that make me feel awkward and uncomfortable and I’ve got a very short list.
1. When people make out in front of me.
It’s the most awkward thing in the world when a couple starts making out in front of me. Now, I’m not the PDA police, and I definitely see nothing wrong with giving your man or woman a little smoocheroo in public. But please, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT stick your tongue down anyone’s throat in a public place. I mean, I’ve been around a couple before where they were going at it with such fervor that I couldn’t tell whose face was whose anymore.
2. When adults (older than 40) talk about their sex lives.
There is nothing wrong with having sex, and I think it’s wonderful when older folks are still getting jiggy with it because it means they still love and care for one another. But I don’t want to hear about it. There is nothing that will have me retching on the bathroom floor like when people old enough to be my parents start talking about getting down with their spouse. Gag! No offense to anyone over 40 out there. And Lord knows I try my best to mature, but leave me out of these conversations please and thank you.
3. When men make it obvious that they’re checking me (or one of my friends) out.
I don’t see anything wrong with admiring the opposite sex. I have, on occasion, seen a man and been able to appreciate God’s handiwork. But there’s a difference between looking once or even twice, and just straight up undressing someone with your eyes. If there are any fellas reading this, please remember that while women like to be complimented on their beauty, they don’t like to feel like they have to have a shower after the way you’ve been looking at them.
That’s about it. There are other things that make me slightly uncomfortable but I can take the rest in stride. The above things are just about deal breakers for me and will most likely send me running. That or I’ll end up making this face:
Or this face:
And now it’s time for a jam that is guaranteed to make you “back that azz up,” especially since it’s Friday.